IQ Idiot: How to tell a really smart person?

Most people want to buy a smart pill. Really intelligent people price-shop lobotomies.

People often ask what training do I have for the issues upon which I expound. I always try to quickly and simply convey my high iCube(integrity of intellect and intelligence) by citing my undergraduate record: cum laude in two years. One semester I ace'd 24 hours. (transcript) The following indicate my top-shelf self-training

1. Resume
2. Achievements
3. Climate Change (essays)
4. Carbon Dioxide: The Global, Multi-Tasking Killer Molecule.
5. Timism: The Morality of More Time
6. Timists: The Party for More Time
7. References: Proud of Last One
8. Can you respect me.
9. I don't know everything.

I view myself as an intelligent idiot. The intelligence is obvious. Idiocy? For spending my adult life tilting at windmills.

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