College Fools

1. Reasons why college students have no future.
2. They confuse a degree with an education, a paper with a purpose, smoke for a steak, a bill of goods for goods, symbols for substance.
3. Distractions for entertainment.
4. Body mutilation for body beauty.
5. Skin-thin tatoos for deep-seated wisdom.
6. Rioting for celebrations
7. Pizza for Ramen Noodles
8. A foreign car for a ride to a domestic job.
9. A free ride for endless rides.
10. Complaining for understanding.
11. Protesting for achieving.
12. You know what I mean?
13. Whatever.
14. American college student do not deserve to be saved from global dying.