Publisher Wanted for Autobiography

The individual behind the Timism effort has been repeatedly encouraged in the last half-century to write an auto-biography. A review of the following list many of interesting events warranting a remarkable personal history.

  1. Achievements
  2. About the author
  3. Around the World in 30 days on Amtrak and VIA.
  4. Bio for High School Website
  5. CaveGarden: 250% yield per square foot.
  6. CrowJimism in Richmond, Virginia
  7. De-Looping Hydrophilia and Despotism
  8. I did not kill my mother
  9. No One is that Smart
  10. Odyssey of a Heart Surgery gone horribly wrong.
  11. Optimal Creative Thinking
  12. Peanut Butter Profits in Grad School
  13. Resume
  14. RTD Election Questionnaire ... 1998 Congressional Results
  15. Sketcher: Marcia ... Duality
  16. Timism.com
  17. Transcript
  18. Work Ethic School
  19. Writings
  20. Humor: Banner Boy ... Clinton: To Punish or To P-nis ... DooDoo'ism of Timism

In general, think of the television series "The Waltons" gone bad. When I started watching the movie "Angela Ashes" I left the theater because it hit too close to home. My mother would not pay rent and was evicted almost 70 times in 18 years. I have lived in the same charming for almost 50 years. We lived in weird places including a former church and bordello--we were too late for the services.

I went to four different junior high schools in 7th grade. Upon our enrollment in his elementary school, one principal expressed "I was wondering when I would get the bouncy ball Barnetts." Of course with over 30% of children experiencing molestation, the autobiography could not be complete without a church elder sexually abusing the eight siblings. I defied the parallel to welfare moms having welfare moms, that is, pedophile victims often become pedophiles.

Any publisher can mail a million dollar check to the Ukrainian embassy in Washington, DC. Include a coauthor with a list of previous writings. The coauthor will need to travel with a daily hour of Q&A. When seven checks are received, one will be cashed based on the coauthor. The check will be cashed, half to the Global Democracy Fund and half to Timism. The other checks will be mailed back. Be sure to include a SASE.

Olha Stefanishyna
Ukraine Ambassador to United States
3350 M Street, NW
Washington, D.C., 20007